Ballet? Wow, Cabin Fever, now that is something I didn’t think of.

And I am SO ready to get out of humor, because orange is the new black. As in dark. As in humorless. As in no hope.

In closing, Cabin Fever (you should get out more!), I’d like to leave you with these words:

By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough to understand every aspect of it, so you can more effectively make fun of it. — T. J. Miller

I commit to respecting you.


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