Audra, please don’t leave me here without a supply of fresh blood. I so desperately need it in order to survive and write my posts.

Two pints of your American blood should do it. The cost to you would be like nothing more than slashing your knee with a butcher’s knife. You’ll hardly grow faint.

Please I need this or I won’t be able to live and lie.

Have mercy on a weakened satirist.

–AI

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