Ask her again, Rey, these things tend to happen after the fact.

BTW, I’m a cyclist, too. And an alien.

Let’s talk in our native language now so the earthlings can’t understand what we’re saying: Aosifc clapoijjf, aocicciiaeoirhco, aoiroacoweubghp, b,pq]neid, but, of course, o,cpaenbie, paijpoiupoiupiu, aodcoe.

coenoah, Rey, aaoppoe. Hahahahahahhaha!

–AI

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