Truth In Satire

As Trump Rushes To Dismantle America, Democrats Break For Tea

Democratic Congressional leaders say they’ll give president 100 days before taking any action or voicing opposition

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Democrats resting on the floor of the House chamber as they wait for trays of tea and biscuits. “It’s a great time for us to get to know each other better,” said one.
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Senator Chuck Schumer of New York says he’ll use this period of Democratic inaction to “get in some bike rides and practice my tennis game.”
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Sen. Elizabeth Warren said she misspoke when she promised to fight Trump with every cell in her body. “I didn’t know how tired I’d get — like anyone else, I need to rest.”
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Nancy Pelosi, House Minority Leader, said she planned to do some volunteer work during her time off, while Trump eviscerates eight years of President Obama’s progressive policies.
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Former President Obama says that James Carville “still has more bite in him than all the Senate Democrats combined — that crazy ex-Marine does not fuck around.”

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