Are you absolutely sure, Robert? The Martian Phrasebook and Pussy Traps are 50% off this week?

But even if you don’t jump on the sale items, pick up a Bullshit Detector. They’re good for any administration and come in handy at the office, too.

Have a great year and thank for reading, Robert.

–AI

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