Are you a New Yorker? Lived alongside the Orange Accident for 30 years? Me don’t think so.

Otherwise you wouldn’t be blowing smoke about accomplishments.

Hey, you look like Professor Snape, you get that a lot, David?

Thanks for reading. Or something.

–AI

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Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.