Truth In Satire

Antarctica Appeals To Trump For Nuclear Weapons Of Its Own

Residents of southernmost continent say without nukes “anyone could just come down here and blow the bottom of the earth off”

Half the population of Antarctica showed up at the Frei Montalva Station to vote on petitioning the U.S. for “a stash of deadly nuclear warheads.” The vote was 69–0 in favor. Three people were too cold to raise their hands.