And I thought I was dark.

Time to get out of that rancid redneck Texas hellhole you live in, Grendel, and come east or west to the wild blue. We need your energy, outrage, and rants.

Don’t wait, sister, flee!

Thanks for reading, writing, and giving me nightmares.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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