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Airlines Announce Reduced Summer Fares For People Willing To Fly In Overhead Bins

New overhead class fares start May 1st with discounts as high as 75% — major carriers expect brisk sales for no-frills travel option

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Darlene McGuire prepares for an upcoming flight from Boston to see her family in Ireland. She says she’ll save more than $500 by traveling in JetBlue’s “BinBlue” class. (Credit: www.doyouyoga.com/kino macgregor)
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Josh Smotes of New York City said Southwest’s “Tight Tourist” promotion will make it affordable for him to visit friends in LA. “I’m not concerned about legroom at all.” (Credit: memegenerator.net)
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Passenger Linda Lee says she plans to get some shut eye on her long flight to Hong Kong with American’s “Scrunch Club” fare. (Credit: http://theawesomedaily.com)
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Delta strongly urges a fresh diaper change before leaving the gate for children under three traveling in overhead class. (Credit: http://www.smosh.com)

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