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Airlines Announce Reduced Fares For People Willing To Fly In Overhead Bins

New “Overhead Class” begins January 1st with discounts as high as 60% — major carriers expect brisk sales for no-frills travel option

Hege Blix, a student at Florida State University, prepares for an upcoming flight to see her family in Trondheim, Norway. She says she’ll save more than $500 round trip by traveling in “Overhead Class.”
Bobby Blandon of Gilroy, CA, said American’s “Scrunch Club” fares will make it possible for him to visit his girlfriend in Boston. “I’m not concerned about the legroom at all.”
Delta is offering free flights for children under 3 who travel in Overhead Class, but the airline strongly urges a fresh diaper change before leaving the gate.

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