Ah, Joan, interesting twist there. So you’re saying that when he resigns on August 18th, it doesn’t become official until September because it has to get processed through the courts?

Okay, got it. Just marked my calendar. Thanks.

Oh, wait, hang on just a minute here…is that you golfing? Are you…could you be…hey, you’re a spy from Trump Golf International!!!!

I should have known with all that smoochie coochie stuff! You’re setting me up. You want my sources!

Go back to your 9-iron and leave me alone, Miss 50–50 ACLU Pool. Yeah, right.

–AI

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