Truth In Satire

After Trump Calls White House “A Real Dump,” He Tweets Its 17 Biggest Flaws

President says official home is “a total shit shack — if I didn’t know better, I’d say 43 other families lived here before us”

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President Trump shoving an Oval Office door open with his shoulder because “the doorknobs in this place were touched by all those early presidents who probably wiped their asses with tobacco leaves.” (Credit: blackchristiannews.com)
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Mr. Trump said the corners of his office “smell like cat urine — I’ll bet Grover Cleveland stroked a few pussies in here.” (Credit:darkgovernment.com)
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The president describes plan to lease part of first floor to Shake Shack saying, “The White House lacks a good burger.” (Credit: flippinonline.com)
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Mr. Trump hates the spacious Cross Hall calling it “a waste of rentable square footage.” Credit: hindustantimes.com)
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The president spends a lot of time walking around outside because he says, “I don’t think the first 28 presidents ever heard of deodorant.” (Credit: www.b985.com)

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