Truth In Satire

After Trump Blasts Comey Book, Former FBI Director Adds Shocking Addendum

James Comey responded to president’s attack on Monday by beefing up A Higher Loyalty with 10 more stunning accusations

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The man on the left was stripped and flayed by the man on the right in a new book. (Credit: saudigazette.com)
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Mr. Trump keeps tripping the country’s terror alert system. (Credit: businessinsider.com)
  1. “He asked me if he could withdraw gold directly from Fort Knox”: “Mr. Trump thinks he is Harry Potter, with access to a private vault at the Fort Knox/Gringotts Wizarding Bank and that he is free to go down there and withdraw all the mounds of gold coins he can stash into his pockets,” Mr. Comey mused. “This is the thinking of an imbecile lost in a fantasy. He is truly clueless about why Fort Knox exists and the limits to his access there.”
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Pee and poo are not good for you. (Credit: whatstrending.com)
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The president insists his son Eric is a vampire on his ex-wife’s side. (Credit: thehypertexts.com)
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“Best show on TV, ever?,” the president asked Comey. (Credit: amazon.com)
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Instead of getting arrested, Alec Baldwin got an Emmy for playing Donald Trump. (Credit: uproxx.com)

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