Truth In Satire

After Taking Down CNN, Trump Will Fight Merkel & Macron In July 4th Cage Match

President promises “major fireworks” with Independence Day Wrestlemania event against two world leaders he hates

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Mr. Trump posted a video of himself pounding the CNN network unconscious, later calling it “modern day presidential.” (Credit: The New York Times)
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Mr. Macron has a background as a boxer, which may help him against Mr. Trump. Ms. Merkel is German, and no one fucks with the Germans. (Credit: The Local France)
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President Trump practicing his “feral dog face” in preparation for the live broadcast of his Independence Day Wrestlemania event. (Credit: Just Jared)
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The president says he’s dying to get Keith Olbermann into the ring. “I’m going to wrap my tie around his neck and drape him over a turnbuckle.” (Credit: Breitbart)

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