Truth In Satire

After Signing Deal With Fiji Water, Trump Takes Big Swig During Televised Speech

President puts familiar square bottle on display after accepting $45 million to make Fiji the “Official Water of the White House”

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President Trump checks a TV monitor during his nationally televised address to make sure the Fiji logo is prominent. (Credit: abcnews.com)
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“Take it from your president folks, this is Fiji, the best artesian water in the world!” (Credit: thejapantimes.com)
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“Jesus Christ, why am I so fucking parched?” (Credit: reutersmedia.net)

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