Truth In Satire

After Mario Batali Gets Caught Groping In His Crocs, Sales Of Orange Things Plunge

Thousands of orange products are now being pulled from store shelves after garish color becomes associated with sexual assault

3 min readDec 16, 2017

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The mayors of coastal cities and river towns say that pairs of orange Crocs, like the ones worn by Batali, are being discarded into their waterways by the tens of thousands. (Credit: chalkboardnails.com)

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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