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After Mario Batali Gets Caught Groping In His Crocs, Sales Of Orange Things Plunge

Thousands of orange products are now being pulled from store shelves after garish color becomes associated with sexual assault

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The mayors of coastal cities and river towns say that pairs of orange Crocs, like the ones worn by Batali, are being discarded into their waterways by the tens of thousands. (Credit: chalkboardnails.com)
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The Orange Accident, Donald Trump, has caused the bold color to drop in popularity. (Credit: Businessinsider.com)
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Carrots are being pulled off shelves nationwide because the orange vegetable is suspected of unwanted sexual contact. (Credit: theguardian.com)
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Gourd farmers are eager to cultivate non-orange pumpkins for Halloween next year. (Credit: amazon.com)

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