Truth In Satire

After Fleeing U.S. On Air Force One, Trump Requests Political Asylum In Japan

President appeals to Shinzo Abe but says he would be happy with refugee status in South Korea, China, Vietnam, or the Philippines

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The president begged Japan’s Shinzo Abe for asylum status as soon as he stepped off the plane in Tokyo on Sunday morning. (Credit: www.banglatimes.com)
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Mr. Abe ushering the president and first lady off Air Force One in Tokyo before considering Mr. Trump’s asylum plea. (Credit: bdnews24.com)
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Upon receiving word that the president had requested asylum in Japan, Mike Pence rushed into the Oval Office, threw Trump’s shit on the floor, and took over. (Credit: talkpoverty.org)

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