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After Effort To “Self-Pardon” Fails, Trump And Family Flee Country In Private Jet

First Family circles globe for 12 hours before Russia reluctantly offers authorization for president and inner circle to land

The jet that the president, family, and top aides used to escape from Washington, seen in happier times. (Credit: YouTube)

Donald Trump’s presidency went into free fall on Thursday night after a bizarre series of unprecedented developments, all pointing to an admission of guilt by the U.S. commander in chief in the Russian election meddling case.

After looking for ways to block special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation into the late evening, then seeking to exculpate himself and his entire family by granting presidential pardons, President Trump, his aides, and most family members boarded his private jet and fled the country.

Trump’s private jet, with his family aboard, landing in Moscow after a long night of traveling the skies looking for a country that didn’t despise them. (Credit: YouTube)

“He just gathered everyone in the Oval Office at around midnight, told them to pack their bags with no plans to return, then called a fleet of Ubers and raced out to Dulles Airport with no Secret Service motorcade,” said a White House kitchen worker who observed the escape. “I’ve been working here for 28 years and never…