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After Dog Dies In Overhead Bin, United Introduces “Canine Class”

In effort to appease outraged pet owners, airline will transport animals in their own deluxe cabin section on future flights

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A French bulldog expired in a United overhead bin on Tuesday. (Credit: foxnews.com)
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A prototype of the Canine Class cabin section planned for all United flights this spring. (Credit: www.petswelcome.com)

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