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After Christie Ducks Alien Question, Pence Says He’s Had Personal Encounter With “Non-Human Flying Object”

The former Vice-President claimed he was “unafraid and stood tall” when the foreign invader entered his airspace 3 years ago

Cameras seemed to capture the invader flying around Pence’s central command center. (Photo Credit: KVI.com)

Mike Pence is not afraid of alien flying objects, if you believe the former vice-president’s claim that he had an intimate encounter with one three years ago.

When moderator Martha MacCallum asked GOP hopeful Chris Christie about UFOs during the GOP presidential primary debate on Wednesday night, Pence immediately cut in.

“Excuse me, Martha, but I have irrefutable evidence of a personal encounter with a non-human flying object,” declared Pence. “And I want to tell the American people that during that very close flyby of my central command center, I was unafraid and stood tall in the face of this foreign invasion.”

Pence did appear to be unfazed by the “non-human” flyby. (Photo Credit: ERIC BARADAT//GETTY IMAGES)

Pressed about what sort of flying object entered his airspace, Pence said that cameras clearly captured the moment when he was “buzzed” by the non-human life…