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After Astrological Reading, Trump Calls Being POTUS #45 “Very Unlucky”

Sources say the president has become openly fearful, telling friends he was cursed from the beginning due to “the evil 45”

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Sources say President Trump became troubled after receiving astrological calculations related to the number 45. (Credit: cnbc.com)
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A “.45” caliber revolver is the weapon of choice for presidential assassins.
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Pope John-Paul I, elected August 26, 1978, was one of only 45 popes who served less than a year. Mr. Trump thinks this could be a portentous sign.
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Bob Mueller’s favorite number spells doom for President Trump. (Credit: www.rawstory.com)

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