A biblical rant! I love it, Kelly.

Thank you, thank you. All the devil worshipers thank you.

I will say one thing though — God ain’t going to like all that pussy grabbing from Agent Orange that you blithely turned your back on.

How are you going to defend that when the man with the REALLY big hands asks you about it.

What, no Bible quotes to defend pussy grabbing?

Eh, it’s an old book anyway.

God bless, Kelly. Hope you have a great day of moralizing.

–AI

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