And He sounded really pissed off at you — Dear Susan, The most incredible thing happened to me today, you wouldn’t believe it. As I was praying in the morning, as I always do, God spoke to me. He told me how much He loved me in a tranquil, soothing voice that was neither male nor female. …

The “Anti-Hero” singer abruptly left the Kelce family box at Arrowhead Stadium after realizing her mistake — Pop singing sensation Taylor Swift showed up at a Kansas City Chiefs football game on Sunday afternoon to cheer on her new love interest while sitting next to his mother, Donna Kelce. But just minutes into the NFL contest, Swift turned suddenly to Mrs. Kelce, apologized, and explained that she…

Use these potent provocations for your protest posters and political rants during the 2024 campaign season — Below is an updated list of taunting nicknames for the phony, former POTUS as he tries to Make America Great Again again. Some are mine, some come from humorous humans online (like from here, here, and here), and many from nasty nickname professionals including Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee…

If his follicles fully cooperate, he may be able to brush Biden back in 2024 — Donald Trump’s hair could be his Samson-like strength or his downfall during the 2024 presidential race. A preoccupation with tresses is something I share with the Republican hair-apparent. I like to think that my substantial mane looks less like a lacquered squirrel pelt than his, but our concern with preventing…

And if that social networking giant goes, Friendster can’t be far behind — The media mogul Rupert Murdock is retiring and billions around the world who spend hours a day glued to Myspace, his booming social networking site, are mourning. Murdock acquired the successful website for $580 million in 2005. It has soared in value topping $12 billion recently. “If we see Myspace…

The Devil slipped through the gap wearing a red, skintight suit by Prada and expressed dismay at having missed the Met Gala — No sooner had the United Nations chief declared “humanity has opened the gates to hell,” than Satan himself strolled through the gap and took a seat at the General Assembly meeting in New York on Wednesday. Wearing a red Prada suit adorned with exquisitely-detailed horns, Satan lunched with the ambassadors…

Boy Scouts need to rip a page from the Girl Scout handbook and start baking for bucks — Every year, millions of guileless pixies in green smocks and berets score a mega-bonanza, sweet-talking the country into purchasing umpteen boxes of Hoedowns, Caramel deLites and old-fashioned Shortbreads. While this annual cookie campaign might be a proud rite of passage for America’s daughters, it’s no innocent bake sale. The organization…

Paul Belchen plunged to his death from seven feet off the ground — Real estate broker Paul Belchen suffered a fatal spill when he tumbled from the top step of a wooden stool, dropped more than seven feet, and cracked his head on a concrete floor. Belchen was standing on his tiptoes to gently kiss the top of his girlfriend Alexis Marcarian’s head…

Argument over family Thanksgiving plans causes instant regression to a sulking 7-year-old — A software engineer in his late-30’s turned into a whiny, petulant child while quarreling on the phone with his sibling over an upcoming Thanksgiving gathering. “Whenever we visit Mommy, she lets your family have the guest room, while we have to sleep in the attic — it’s not fair, Bobby,”…