Truth In Satire

9 Wild Animals That Would Make A Much Better President Than Donald Trump

The president’s inept leadership has opened a path to the White House for many talented creatures in the animal kingdom

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An adorable president, that eats only rice cakes, would be a welcome sight on the evening news. (Credit: cnn.com)
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Unlike our current bore, this one has sex appeal. (Credit: eaterneworleans.com)
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A more desirable blob than the one now occupying the White House. (Credit: theodysseyonline.com)
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We could exchange a furry rat for our fire and fury rat. (Credit: rosepestcontrol.com)
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Flips in the air, not on the issues. (Credit: defenders.org)
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Slimy, slippery, and grosses people out. No, not Donald Trump, a slug. (Credit: youtube.com)
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Not necessarily a Republican. (Credit: wikipedia.com)
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Welcomes others of any skin color. (Credit: wideopenpets.com)
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Not as savage as many politicians, the werewolf could still make a formidable president. (Credit: independent.co.uk)

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