Truth In Satire

72 Birthday Gifts For The Wannabe Dictator Donald Trump

The president turns 72 today and here are all the gifts — one for every year of his infamous life — on the aspiring tyrant’s wish list

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What do you call a dictator on his birthday? Dangerous, as always. (Credit: cnn.com)
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He’s coming for your freedoms. (Credit: www.thedailybeast.com)
  1. Robert Mueller’s balls in a glass jar
  2. A big nuclear button, the biggest one they sell on Amazon
  3. Wall plaque embossed with the phrase “Do what I say, not what I do.”
  4. Weekly deliveries of the president’s favorite “Tyrant Tater Tots”
  5. Strict laws against smashing POTUS pinatas on The Donald’s birthday
  6. Bribable judges and buyable senators
  7. 100,000 pairs of wrist shackles, size small, for immigrant children seeking safety in the U.S.
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240 years to build a democracy, one year to destroy it. (Credit: http://thebitchywaiter.com)
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Bring a food taster before digging into Mr. Trump’s arsenic laden birthday cake. (Credit: india. com)
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Three-layer, chocolate chauvinist cake. (Credit: http://toopanda.com/)
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The Lyin’ King fans the fires. (Credit: http://dailycaller.com)
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Always thinking…of ways to oppress you. (Credit: mlibrarypro.com)
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Make those wishes great and make them irrevocable. (Credit: https://imgflip.com/i/1h0005)
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“I will make them pay for my party, just like they did for my wall.” (Credit: memegenerator.net)

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