Truth In Satire

50 Nicknames For Donald Trump You Won’t Be Hearing On Fox News

A potent list of presidential provocations available for public use

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Below is a delicious list of taunting nicknames for the fake 45th President of the United States.

Some are mine, some come from the nasty nickname professionals at Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and City Pages, as well as humorous humans like Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and others — who I hope will pardon my pilfering for this very important cause.

These juicy jabs are ideal for protest posters, political rants, and scathing online posts. Make good and frequent use of them:

Adolf Twitler

Agent Orange

The Angry Creamsicle

Barbecued Brutus

Benedict Donald

Boss Tweet


Cheeto Benito


The Combover Con Artist

Comrade Cheetolino

Creep Throat

Crown Prince of Politwits

Darth Hater

Donald Chump

Donnie Bratso

Donnie TicTac

Draft Dodger Don


The Fanta Fascist

The Fraud of Fifth Avenue

Fuckface Von Clownstick

Genghis Can’t

The Golden Wrecking Ball

The Great White Dope

Hair Furher

The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label

The Infuriator

Last Of The Mango Mohawkans

Little Lady Fingers

King Leer

The Lone DeRanger

The Lyin King

Macho McGrump

Mango Mussolini

President Gold Man Sucks

President If-Urine-You’re-In

President Rancid Velveeta

Prima Donald

Pudgy McTrumpcake

Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn

Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Sir Sissypants

The Talking Yam

Tangerine Tornado



Trumpty Dumpty

Vanilla ISIS

The White Pride Piper

Have your own not-so-nice nicknames for the Con Don? Please load them into the comments section, because there can never be too much mockery of The Orange Mephistopheles.


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Thanks. — AI

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