Allan Ishac’s Naked Satire
35 Other Things Donald Trump Has “No Choice But To Totally Destroy”
It appears that North Korea will not be the only casualty of Mr. Trump’s presidency
After President Trump threatened to annihilate North Korea in his speech to the UN General Assembly yesterday, he spoke recklessly about additional ruination.
Here were the dark, dangerous, and distressing words that followed his initial taunts and provocations:
“In addition to Rocket Man and North Korea, I will have no choice but to totally destroy …
- …all hope
- …your dreams
- …evil stuff that I hear about on Fox
- …dangerous, bird-killing windmills
- …your children’s futures
- …the environment, for always crying wolf and complaining, ‘Help, you’re hurting me!’
- …disgraceful and ugly Rosie O’Donnell
- …Nordstrom’s, because they broke my little girl’s heart…NOT NICE!
- …those bad Antifa people for attacking my base of white supremacists
- …the sad, money-losing Huffington Post and its liberal clown Arianna Huffdiver
- …a lot of rogue nations, to be determined later
- …Barack “The Wiretapper” Obama
- …Scotland, for not letting me build more amazing, world-class golf courses
- …the failing New York Times
- …a woman’s right to choose things, other than me
- …the fake media
- …aspirations
- … “Pocahontas” and other deplorable politicians who try to steal the identity of our sacred Indians
- …weak and ineffective Robert Mueller
- …that highly-overrated morning show with dumber-than-a-rock Mika Brzezinski and preppy boy Joe Scarborough, which I never watch but hear is a danger to the country and, therefore, has to be totally destroyed
- …Turtle face Mitch McConnell and Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan
- …the Pope, for thinking he’s so holier than thou
- …War heroes who get captured, because I much prefer heroes who don’t
- …Mexifucko
- …that tattletale Malcolm Turnbull — grow a pair, you dingofucker!
- …irresponsible hating judges, like judges who are probably from Mexifucko
- …that Gold Star dude, Chaka Khan, or whatever his face was…oh, and that Mayor in London, another Khan, can’t remember his name
- …all those disrespectful pink pussy hats
- …ISIS and many other loser Muslim terrorists
- …the very hostile and dishonest CNN
- …disloyal James Comey, who could have just knelt and kissed the damn ring, but now he has to be totally destroyed
- …that sore loser, so sore, and crooked, so crooked, Hillary Clinton
- …many, many people who should have apologized to me
- …all investigations into Donald Trump…WITCH HUNT!
- …Rachel Maddow — every fucking night that smart-alecky, rug muncher has to go sticking her nose in my business. Just so you know, I’m going to go ahead and totally destroy MSNBC, too, while I’m at it.”
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