Truth In Satire

317 Trump Insiders Have Kremlin Ties, Including White House Kitchen Staff

Jared Kushner’s 3rd cousin once removed is only remaining Trump associate not getting rich off Russia, Mueller investigation reveals

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This CNN map of Trump cronies and characters linked to Russian collusion is just the beginning of the end. (Credit: www.cnn.com)
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Kushner’s 3rd cousin once removed, with face covered here, is the only remaining Trump associate not benefiting financially from Kremlin ties. (Credit: www.thecoolist.com)
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White House kitchen workers like these, pictured from an earlier administration, are said to be preparing more borscht and pocketing more rubles since Trump came to office. (Credit: commonswikimedia.org)
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Rick Perry apparently missed the first Russian Investors Club meeting due to an emergency tooth extraction. (Credit: www.cbsnews.com)

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