25 Things The World Would Be Better Off Without…In Addition To Donald Trump

Let’s start with those freaky, five-fingered running shoes…

I smell feet.
  1. The word “like”: Like when you try to tell people that you think it’s like really important to communicate clearly and you like can’t find the right words.
  2. The Twilight Saga: How did this lump of celluloid ennui ever get made?
  3. Slow-walking tourists: It’s just a squirrel, damn it…move the fuck along!
  4. Boxer Floyd Mayweather: He burned a $100 bill to light a cigar. Oh, and there were those multiple convictions for battering women, too.
Former professional prizefighter Floyd Mayweather rests with four bottles of Dom Perignon between convictions for beating up women.
Hey, can’t you read? The sign says “Curb your dog.” Yeah, I’m talking to you, Fido!
Anime sucks. Admit it.
Please get off my peaches.

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