Truth In Satire

21 Reasons Why Donald Trump Jr. Never Smiles

Growing up in the shadow of his father’s hair shelf is just one reason why the president’s first born wears a perpetual frown

Don’t “say cheese” anywhere near the young Don.

#1. The pain of hemorrhoids is no laughing matter.

#2: Someone watched too many Steven Seagal movies growing up.

#3. He suffers from “Resting Bastard Face.”

#4. In the cutthroat world of New York real estate a smile is code for “we allow black and minority tenants in our rental buildings” — so no sane landlord ever smiles.