20 Concerns On Jared Kushner’s Mind Every Time He Gets Another Promotion

A continuation of “The Kurious Kase of the Koddled Kushner” series that began yesterday with this post

White House adviser, Jared Kushner, staring at his father-in-law thinking, “I just pray they put us in separate prison cells.” (Photo credit: The Washington Post)

In yesterday’s post, “20 Logical Explanations For Why Donald Trump Keeps Promoting His Unqualified Son-In-Law,” we explored the so-called “Kushner Kuestion” from the point of view of the president.

Today, we’ll look at the same political phenomenon from Jared’s perspective.

Here are 20 dark thoughts that run through the young Pharisee’s mind each time his father-in-law bestows upon him yet another excessive and groundless political promotion:

1. What does this crazy mother fucker want from me now?

2. If he thinks I’m going to stay married to his bimbo daughter for the rest of my life, he’s got Silly Putty for brains. Once the kids get through high school, I’m outta here.

3. He’s setting me up to have that dimwit Donnie Jr. blast me with an elephant rifle, I can feel it.

4. I never really wanted to help the old man win, I just wanted to make sure Chris Christie never saw the inside of the Oval Office.

5. Wait a second — I’ve become to Trump what John Ehrlichman was to Nixon. And…