Truth In Satire

(According to Red State Republicans)

Allan Ishac

Jun 12, 2017·1 min read

1. Donald Trump is white
2. He’s a Caucasian
3. He’s not black
4. White lives matter
5. Black lives do not matter
6. He’s of European descent, not African
7. He’s not African-American
8. Whites are superior, and Donald Trump is white
9. His wife is white (although foreign)
10. His children are white (although clueless, lifeless, or insane)
11. His parents were white (although irresponsible)
12. His grandfather was from Germany, and his father was a Nazi, and he’s got all that Aryan lingo down
13. He doesn’t have a sickle cell in his body
14. He doesn’t rap
15. He doesn’t know the lyrics to any songs by Al Green
16. He can’t dance
17. He can’t play basketball
18. Donald Trump is lily white, white like the forefathers, white, white, WHITE! (And sometimes orange, but orange is the new white.)

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Thanks to all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.

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Thank you.

–AI