18 Reasons New Yorkers Hated Donald Trump Long Before The Rest of The World

We knew he was a butthole decades ago

For years before he became the so-called President of the United States, Donald Trump was more of a local embarrassment — another obnoxious rich jerk in the city, the original Dork Of New York.

There are so many reasons why we can’t stand him, they couldn’t all be listed here. Suffice to say, it’s no accident that not one single registered voter in the entire city voted for Donald Trump.

If only the nation had asked us before it walked into the voting booth on November 8th; America might still have a future to look forward to. Oh, well. C’est la vie.

Here, then, in no particular order, are all the reasons we’ve been calling him Donnie The Douchebag since time immemorial:

Go ahead, try to zigzag past that super dome on a rainy day. Not happening.

He always carries the biggest fucking umbrella. There’s a sudden downpour, you don’t have your umbrella, you’re dashing down the sidewalk trying to get to some cover at the next awning, and there’s big ass Donald Trump blocking the way with an umbrella the size of a circus tent. You can’t go under, you can’t go around…