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18 Reasons New Yorkers Hated Donald Trump Long Before The Rest of The World

We knew he was a butthole decades ago

For years before he became the so-called President of the United States, Donald Trump was more of a local embarrassment — another obnoxious rich jerk in the city, the original Dork Of New York.

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Go ahead, try to zigzag past that super dome on a rainy day. Not happening.
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There are rules for buying the smoked fish here (we’re speaking to you, Donald).
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This is not a New York apartment…it’s a bordello.
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No metal utensil should ever touch a slice.
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A name you can trust…to piss you off in New York City.

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