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17 Things On Tucker Carlson’s Mind As He Replaces Bill O’Reilly At Fox News

Allan Ishac

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“Now that I’m on prime time, I hope Fox upgrades the Tucker Carlson Tonight logo that I drew freehand in Magic Marker.“ (Credit: Time.com)
  1. O’Reilly’s chair smells like old farts mixed with bombast and bourbon.
  2. So who’s “a dick” now, Jon Stewart?
  3. Was kinda hoping Megyn Kelly would still be around, but at least they’ve dumped that Greta Van Transvestite.

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Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.