Truth In Satire

17 Things On Tucker Carlson’s Mind As He Replaces Bill O’Reilly At Fox News

“Now that I’m on prime time, I hope Fox upgrades the Tucker Carlson Tonight logo that I drew freehand in Magic Marker.“ (Credit: Time.com)
  1. So who’s “a dick” now, Jon Stewart?
  2. Was kinda hoping Megyn Kelly would still be around, but at least they’ve dumped that Greta Van Transvestite.
Carlson replaces the disgraced Fox News star and TV’s #1 pompous windbag, Bill O’Reilly, who is also the fake author of several bestselling books ghost written for him.

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