Truth In Satire

17 Things Fred Trump Said To His Wife The Day That Donald Was Born

And with his left hand, Donald was lifting a Franklin out of his father’s suit jacket. (Credit: Mother Jones)
  1. Wait, why is he orange…were you fucking the orangutan again, Mary Anne?!
  2. You can see it in his eyes — the kid’s either going to be a swindling crook or the president…maybe both.