Truth In Satire

17 Things Fred Trump Said To His Wife The Day That Donald Was Born

And with his left hand, Donald was lifting a Franklin out of his father’s suit jacket. (Credit: Mother Jones)
  1. What kind of a baby comes out of his mother’s vagina wearing a flashy Italian suit?
  2. Wait, why is he orange…were you fucking the orangutan again, Mary Anne?!
  3. You can see it in his eyes — the kid’s either going to be a swindling crook or the president…maybe both.

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Allan Ishac

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Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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