Special Mother’s Day Tribute

13 Things Donald Trump’s Mother Said The Day Her Son Was Born

Mary Anne MacLeod Trump, the president’s mother, made a number of telling observations about the future POTUS

Mary Anne Trump with her son Donald before he became America’s moron president. (Credit: thenewyorker.com)

Judging by the historical record of various statements Mary Anne Trump made to her husband Fred, her obstetrician, and other people present on the day that her son was born, she knew something wasn’t right.

Here are 13 observations directly from the mouth of the mother of the future president, of particular interest to anyone struggling to understand Donald Trump’s corrupt, destructive, and immoral presidency:

1. “I could barely push him out…it was like his head was swollen.”
2. “Am I crazy or does this little birthmark here resemble a swastika?”
3. “Goodness, he has such tiny hands. I hope that doesn’t prevent him from grabbing things when he gets older.”
4. “Is that orange color normal, Doctor, or does he have a touch of jaundice…or the demon in him?”
5. “Look, Fred, he purses his lips and makes that ‘o-k’ gesture with his fingers just the way you do.”
6. “Watch how he rolls onto his back every time I place him on his belly…my…