Truth In Satire

12 Promises Donald Trump Made To His Newest, Orangest Grandchild

The president held the newborn and pledged, “I am going to make this a whiter world, Cheeto Bambino, trust me”

According to witnesses who were present in the birthing room, upon hearing his family name, Eric Luke Trump asked to be put up for adoption. (Credit: pictur24gallery.blogspot.com)

President Donald Trump welcomed the first grandchild born during his presidency Wednesday morning, tweeting, “This is…

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Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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