Truth In Satire

12 Places Considered Safe Zones For Americans During The Coming Exodus

The Greek island of Lesbos, the crater of the active Sangay volcano in Ecuador, and the Vatican basement will be good places to hide

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The Sangay Volcano in Ecuador is often snow-covered, which helps mitigate the effects of sprayed, molten lava when you’re residing inside the rim of its crater.
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The Lesbos Petrified Forest Geopark in Greece offers protection from tracker forces loyal to the Trump regime.
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If you become disoriented looking for Barron’s Room in the vast private quarters of Trump Tower, follow the trail of scale model, toy Trump limousines.
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There’s no better place to avoid a snake like Trump than at Snake Island. The place slithers with lethal pit vipers, guaranteeing that no one born in Queens, NY would ever go there.
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Eric Trump briefly considered developing Antarctic ice shelves for polar bear hunts, but abandoned the plan when he found out they only live in the North Pole.
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If you want to join the exodus to Glasgow, Scotland, you can find detailed maps of east coast departure points inside boxes of Walkers traditional shortbread cookies.
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Ittoqqortoormiit is located on a peninsula in eastern Greenland and is one of the most remote towns in the country, far from the 5-star restaurants of Trump’s New York.

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