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10 Other “Shithole Countries” Trump Wants To Bar Immigrants From And Why
The president said on Thursday “I like people from nice white nations like Norway, not smelly countries like Cameroon”
President Donald Trump alienated more of the world on Thursday during a meeting with members of Congress on immigration reform, in which he asked why he should accept immigrants from “shithole countries” rather than people from places like Norway.
As the meeting continued the president ran down a list of his “shittiest shithole countries,” ones he said should definitely “keep their citizens home in their huts and caves and not send them to America.”
Here are the 10 countries he mentioned and his reasoning for forbidding any of their citizens from receiving legal immigrant status here:
New Zealand: “A very reliable source told me that those filthy Kiwis screw more of their sheep than their women. That’s where syphilis started, everyone knows that. I love a good lambchop, but I don’t want to fuck it. Bottom line, I don’t want people from New Zealand over here grabbing our billy goats from behind.”
Angola: “I heard that dreadlocks started there. Are people from Angola, an African…
