Truth In Satire

10 Other Donald Trump Pet Peeves That He Considers “An Attack On Our Country”

After calling a legal F.B.I. raid on his lawyer’s office an attack on the nation, president adds additional personal irritants to the list

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Mr. Trump says the country is under attack when he isn’t allowed to send Hillary Clinton to Guantanamo without a trial. (Credit: skanaa.com)
  1. Mr. Trump says that impeding a president’s right to have extramarital affairs is “an assault on the accepted sexist norms that have made America great.” The First Lady has her lawyers checking the legal basis for her husband’s assertion.
  2. When he is prevented from “demonstrating the full killing power of my nuclear arsenal by obstructionist generals and Cabinet members who question my authority,” the president says, “our country is under siege.” High-ranking military officials say there is no precedent for this president.
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Trump says a perimeter wall that’s not as huge as China’s “is an insult to America’s tradition of making the biggest things.” (Credit: www.britannica.com)

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